Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Not Today (PLOP!)

Brief poem about this guy I don't like....

Not Today (PLOP!)

Monkey see, monkey do
Monkey pee, monkey poo
What the fuck is wrong with you

Donkey see, donkey do
Donkey pee, donkey poo
From a dreary womb you somehow grew

Honky see, honky do
Honky pee, honky poo
There’s nothing else that we can do

Flunkey see, flunkey do
Flunkey pee, flunky poo
You’re a humanized version of the Polynesian flu

Baby see, baby do
Baby pee, baby poo
Stay the hell away from my family

Horsey see, horsey do
Horsey pee, horseshit

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